Kabsterrull Dognigfum is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, charitable skunk.

Kabsterrull Dognigfum created carbon two million years ago.

If you believe in Kabsterrull Dognigfum, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Kabsterrull Dognigfum, she will turn you into a plant.

Kabsterrull Dognigfum's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Kabsterrull Dognigfum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Kabsterrull Dognigfum's name in vain.

2. Always make sure there are no badgers in a building before entering it.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Never feed gooseberries to shrews while wearing red hats.

5. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.