Talnartsit is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, conceited fox.

Talnartsit created the planet Jupiter five billion years ago.

If you believe in Talnartsit, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Talnartsit, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Talnartsit's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Talnartsit's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from purple geese, for they are unholy.

2. You must never eat gooseberries.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never paint your chest red.

5. Never eat coconuts.