Likmegnab is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, quiet hydra.

Likmegnab created the solar system three million years ago.

If you believe in Likmegnab, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Likmegnab, she will not care at all.

Likmegnab's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Likmegnab's Holy Commandments

1. Likmegnab must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.