Jinlambogmit is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, strong lion.

Jinlambogmit created a charm quark nine million years ago.

If you believe in Jinlambogmit, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Jinlambogmit, he will destroy your favourite star.

Jinlambogmit's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Jinlambogmit's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into fawn rooms.

2. Never wear ear rings.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Always treat frogs with great respect.