Tadrigflow is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, temperamental jaguar.

Tadrigflow created an atom three million years ago.

If you believe in Tadrigflow, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Tadrigflow, it will cry a lot.

Tadrigflow's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Tadrigflow's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate ants.

2. Never think about moons.

3. Always treat swans with great respect.

4. Do not wear gold on your body.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.