Higdanab is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, merciless faun.

Higdanab created snails three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Higdanab, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Higdanab, it will throw large rocks at you.

Higdanab's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Higdanab's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Higdanab loves voles, so they must be respected.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate swans.

4. Do not run in public.

5. Do not take Higdanab's name in vain.