Litgubflanlig is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, proud hummingbird.

Litgubflanlig created a quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Litgubflanlig, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Litgubflanlig, she will be very unhappy.

Litgubflanlig's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Litgubflanlig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Hide if six snakes approach from the north.

3. Do not kill goats.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.