Nillidved is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, quiet mole.

Nillidved created Mount Everest eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nillidved, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Nillidved, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Nillidved's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Nillidved's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from magenta turtles, for they are unholy.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Never jump in the presence of otters.

4. Never think about fluid mechanics.

5. Always wear red.