Poparfcar is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, unfair pigeon.

Poparfcar created the Cigar Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Poparfcar, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Poparfcar, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Poparfcar's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Poparfcar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Do not shave your neck.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Never sit near ducks.
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