Rullmabhan is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, dishonest tapir.

Rullmabhan created the Sunflower Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Rullmabhan, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Rullmabhan, she will cry a lot.

Rullmabhan's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Rullmabhan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about garlic.

2. Never go into gray rooms.

3. Never hurt manatees.

4. Erect a giant red sculpture of Rullmabhan in the centre of the settlement.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.