Fun is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, all-knowing coyote.

Fun created energy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fun, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Fun, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Fun's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Fun's Holy Commandments

1. Erect nine carbon sculptures of Fun on top of important buildings.

2. Do not shave your neck.

3. Always help turtles in need.

4. Put Fun first in all things.

5. Do not hurt aardvarks.