Cissvigtap Mipbitbutpan is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, calm grasshopper.

Cissvigtap Mipbitbutpan created the solar system three billion years ago.

If you believe in Cissvigtap Mipbitbutpan, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Cissvigtap Mipbitbutpan, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Cissvigtap Mipbitbutpan's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Cissvigtap Mipbitbutpan's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if nine horses approach from the west.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Always stare at clouds.