Vincenbamwab Jatdobzag is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, omnipotent wyvern.

Vincenbamwab Jatdobzag created humankind nine million years ago.

If you believe in Vincenbamwab Jatdobzag, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Vincenbamwab Jatdobzag, he will destroy your favourite star.

Vincenbamwab Jatdobzag's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Vincenbamwab Jatdobzag's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Always help mites.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Vincenbamwab Jatdobzag.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.