Tikdogcem is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, deceitful hare.

Tikdogcem created the Cigar Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Tikdogcem, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Tikdogcem, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Tikdogcem's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Tikdogcem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never bounce near birds.

3. Do not hurt pigs.

4. Never write about dwarf planets.

5. Pray towards the west.