Wotarping is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, smart warg.

Wotarping created the planet Venus five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wotarping, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Wotarping, she will turn you into a mole.

Wotarping's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Wotarping's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no monkeys in a room before entering it.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Wotarping.

4. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in green.

5. Do not kill grasshopers.