Rullnigloptarp Nillcib Tettimittarg is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, flying salamander.

Rullnigloptarp Nillcib Tettimittarg created the Sombrero Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rullnigloptarp Nillcib Tettimittarg, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Rullnigloptarp Nillcib Tettimittarg, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Rullnigloptarp Nillcib Tettimittarg's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Rullnigloptarp Nillcib Tettimittarg's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Always help ducks in need.

3. Retreat if three great tits approach from the north.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Never wear rings.