Narlarnbiss is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, dishonest wasp.

Narlarnbiss created energy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Narlarnbiss, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Narlarnbiss, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Narlarnbiss' most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Narlarnbiss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never mention dogs.

3. Do not trade with those who eat cherries.

4. Never eat rice.

5. Do not eat cucumbers.