Dinbasscap is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, witless squid.

Dinbasscap created oxygen two billion years ago.

If you believe in Dinbasscap, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Dinbasscap, he will send minions to preach to you.

Dinbasscap's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Dinbasscap's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into orange rooms.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never hop in holy places.

4. Put Dinbasscap first in all things.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.