Bintenboss is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, dishonest dragon.

Bintenboss created a Higgs boson three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bintenboss, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Bintenboss, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Bintenboss' most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Bintenboss' Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh in holy places.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Do not hurt dolphins.

4. Never paint your head indigo.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.