Sogbudvabpog is a god.

It takes the form of a large, selfish chicken.

Sogbudvabpog created gold nine million years ago.

If you believe in Sogbudvabpog, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Sogbudvabpog, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Sogbudvabpog's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Sogbudvabpog's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Do not keep five whales in a large pit.

4. Sogbudvabpog loves foxes, so they must be respected.

5. Dogs are not to be trusted.