Sandwadzagbell is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, two-faced horse.

Sandwadzagbell created an atom twelve years ago.

If you believe in Sandwadzagbell, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Sandwadzagbell, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Sandwadzagbell's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Sandwadzagbell's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate great tits.

3. Sandwadzagbell loves sheep, so they must be honoured.

4. Erect six copper sculptures of Sandwadzagbell on top of important buildings.

5. Always help gulls.