Rapbepdiss is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, strong coyote.

Rapbepdiss created water two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rapbepdiss, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Rapbepdiss, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Rapbepdiss' most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Rapbepdiss' Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never mention swans.

3. Rapbepdiss must be the most important thing in your life.

4. You must never eat turnips.

5. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.