Jatflyspag is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, intelligent owl.

Jatflyspag created humanity two years ago.

If you believe in Jatflyspag, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Jatflyspag, she will have a low opinion of you.

Jatflyspag's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Jatflyspag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat beans.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Always obey Jatflyspag's priests.

5. Hide from red goats for they are unholy.
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