Fomkemcep is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, unjust centipede.

Fomkemcep created life four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fomkemcep, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Fomkemcep, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Fomkemcep's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Fomkemcep's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick capybaras.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Put Fomkemcep first in all things.

4. Never talk about comets.

5. Never look at dwarf planets.