Zangabhas Inggepbed is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, stupid goat.

Zangabhas Inggepbed created tapeworms three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zangabhas Inggepbed, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Zangabhas Inggepbed, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Zangabhas Inggepbed's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Zangabhas Inggepbed's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never eat carrots.

3. Never wear gray coats.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Do not cook food in pots.