Carflyarp is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, irritating pigeon.

Carflyarp created an atom five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Carflyarp, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Carflyarp, it will turn you into a worm.

Carflyarp's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Carflyarp's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about gravity.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Do not eat wheat.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.