Beggetarntalflandoss is a god.
She takes the form of a thin, unfair
elephant.
Beggetarntalflandoss created the Sombrero Galaxy six trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Beggetarntalflandoss, she will make you immortal.
If you do not believe in
Beggetarntalflandoss, she will turn you into a hamster.
Beggetarntalflandoss' most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.
Beggetarntalflandoss' Holy Commandments1. Never feed carrots to capybaras while wearing green boots.
2. Always look after injured snails.
3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate badgers.
4. Fast once a month.
5. Never chant in the presence of shrews.