Flagbarnnell is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, charitable finch.

Flagbarnnell created the planet Earth two million years ago.

If you believe in Flagbarnnell, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Flagbarnnell, he will ignore you.

Flagbarnnell's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Flagbarnnell's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured tapirs.

2. Never go into brown rooms.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never look at asteroids.

5. Never eat figs.