Bittenren is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, intelligent squirrel.

Bittenren created a top quark four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bittenren, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Bittenren, he will think nothing of it.

Bittenren's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Bittenren's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed cucumbers to voles while wearing skirts.

2. Never look at nebulae.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Do not eat lemons.

5. Worship no other gods but Bittenren.