Tafyammad is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, thoughtless warg.

Tafyammad created an atom nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tafyammad, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Tafyammad, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Tafyammad's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Tafyammad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear tin on your body.

2. Never paint your chest red.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Pray towards the south.

5. Always treat dogs with great respect.