Niljencem is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, sage mongoose.

Niljencem created life three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Niljencem, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Niljencem, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Niljencem's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Niljencem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never wear blue scarves.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Always make sure there are no squirrels in a building before entering it.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.