Fadbopbaf Zenlunmit is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, wise swan.

Fadbopbaf Zenlunmit created an electron four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fadbopbaf Zenlunmit, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Fadbopbaf Zenlunmit, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Fadbopbaf Zenlunmit's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Fadbopbaf Zenlunmit's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed bread to whales while wearing jumpers.

2. Never talk about optics near grasshopers while wearing indigo corsets.

3. Run away from cyan tapirs, for they are unholy.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not wear black clothing.