Fumgabyak is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, self-confident goat.

Fumgabyak created a Higgs boson three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fumgabyak, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Fumgabyak, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Fumgabyak's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Fumgabyak's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never talk about ultrasonics.

4. Learn nine new languages a year.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.