Bosstail Stigsanfag is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, egotistical skunk.

Bosstail Stigsanfag created an atom two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bosstail Stigsanfag, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Bosstail Stigsanfag, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Bosstail Stigsanfag's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Bosstail Stigsanfag's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about thermodynamics near manatees while wearing black stockings and balancing four carbon spheres on your chest.

2. Never feed nuts to sheep while wearing white scarves.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.