Gedshavyat is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, fast lion.

Gedshavyat created an up quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gedshavyat, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Gedshavyat, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Gedshavyat's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Gedshavyat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never talk about dark energy near monkeys while wearing pink shirts.

3. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gedshavyat.

5. Do not shave your face.