Davgovtam Gil Tonxemkip is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, sapient hippopotamus.

Davgovtam Gil Tonxemkip created gold six million years ago.

If you believe in Davgovtam Gil Tonxemkip, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Davgovtam Gil Tonxemkip, he will be mildly annoyed.

Davgovtam Gil Tonxemkip's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Davgovtam Gil Tonxemkip's Holy Commandments

1. Put Davgovtam Gil Tonxemkip first in all things.

2. Never sit in the presence of pigs.

3. Never think about black holes.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Geese are unholy and should not be approached.