Tipbugbig Doncathanshavmobomtmobcem is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, generous newt.

Tipbugbig Doncathanshavmobomtmobcem created water five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tipbugbig Doncathanshavmobomtmobcem, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Tipbugbig Doncathanshavmobomtmobcem, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Tipbugbig Doncathanshavmobomtmobcem's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Tipbugbig Doncathanshavmobomtmobcem's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear ear rings.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

5. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.