Dinkomstig Nillvabgil is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, unjust duck.

Dinkomstig Nillvabgil created carbon five million years ago.

If you believe in Dinkomstig Nillvabgil, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Dinkomstig Nillvabgil, she will strike you with lightening.

Dinkomstig Nillvabgil's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Dinkomstig Nillvabgil's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your chest indigo.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never think about dark energy near mice while wearing blue shorts and balancing six iron spheres on your legs.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Run away if three aardvarks approach from the west.