Sindumgen is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, emotional salamander.

Sindumgen created the cosmos two billion years ago.

If you believe in Sindumgen, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Sindumgen, it will destroy your home planet.

Sindumgen's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Sindumgen's Holy Commandments

1. Dolphins are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never look at moons.

3. Erect a giant lead sculpture of Sindumgen in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.