Muttadwab is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, selfish dragonfly.

Muttadwab created the cosmos two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Muttadwab, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Muttadwab, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Muttadwab's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Muttadwab's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Always help otters.

3. Never write about stars.

4. Never eat strawberries.

5. Never look at black holes.