Sinkanhog is a god.

He takes the form of a small, omnipotent parrot.

Sinkanhog created a down quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sinkanhog, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Sinkanhog, he will turn you into a dog.

Sinkanhog's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Sinkanhog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.

2. Never go into cyan rooms.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Sinkanhog.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Do not dye your hair orange.