Jambedvid Dobbissboglun Limrawtan is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, staggering yak.

Jambedvid Dobbissboglun Limrawtan created humankind six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jambedvid Dobbissboglun Limrawtan, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Jambedvid Dobbissboglun Limrawtan, it will turn you into a sheep.

Jambedvid Dobbissboglun Limrawtan's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Jambedvid Dobbissboglun Limrawtan's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Always obey Jambedvid Dobbissboglun Limrawtan's priests.

4. You must love Jambedvid Dobbissboglun Limrawtan.

5. Do not hurt great tits.