Gardobdav is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, all-knowing weasel.

Gardobdav created a strange quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gardobdav, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Gardobdav, she will not care.

Gardobdav's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Gardobdav's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gardobdav.

4. Always wear green.

5. Always make sure there are no doves in a building before entering it.