Benlun is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, passionate seal.

Benlun created humanity four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Benlun, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Benlun, it will turn you into a tree.

Benlun's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Benlun's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat wheat.

2. Never talk about black holes.

3. Run away if seven shrews approach from the west.

4. Retreat if eight porpoises approach from the east.

5. Do not kill foxes.