Dibkopfig is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, bad-tempered capybara.

Dibkopfig created a quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dibkopfig, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Dibkopfig, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Dibkopfig's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Dibkopfig's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Dibkopfig.

2. Dibkopfig loves geese, so they must be respected.

3. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

4. Do not shave your neck.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.