Aflopzed is a god.

It takes the form of a large, deceitful rhinoceros.

Aflopzed created the planet Jupiter five billion years ago.

If you believe in Aflopzed, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Aflopzed, it will strike you with lightening.

Aflopzed's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Aflopzed's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never think about dark matter near sheep while wearing pink shirts and balancing five nickel spheres on your arms.