Flabyoggamgudjadsaw is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, humane toad.

Flabyoggamgudjadsaw created the planet Venus four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flabyoggamgudjadsaw, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Flabyoggamgudjadsaw, she will not invite you to parties.

Flabyoggamgudjadsaw's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Flabyoggamgudjadsaw's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Always help sick great tits.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never go into cyan rooms.