Wonmegcubfob is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, happy manatee.

Wonmegcubfob created energy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wonmegcubfob, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Wonmegcubfob, he will turn you into a dog.

Wonmegcubfob's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Wonmegcubfob's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate seals.

4. You must love Wonmegcubfob.

5. Never write about eukaryotes.