Badbissort is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, boastful mouse.

Badbissort created carbon twelve years ago.

If you believe in Badbissort, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Badbissort, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Badbissort's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Badbissort's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Erect a giant tin sculpture of Badbissort in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never look at dwarf planets.

4. Pray towards the south.

5. You must never eat apples.