Hasfligmap is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, overgenerous lobster.

Hasfligmap created the Tadpole Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Hasfligmap, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Hasfligmap, he will turn you into a mole.

Hasfligmap's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Hasfligmap's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never laugh in holy places.

4. Never paint your face mauve.

5. Never look at dwarf planets.